Granny's guts


Help granny's guts over the street
'cos she could't move anymore
She just would like to sell her bones 
but they are too old
I was right there to see the offers
in the shop windows
she was so cheap
she was lying in the butcher's

I've never wanted to do her any harm
but I was so hungry
I've never wanted to hurt her old meat
but I was busy eating